Mossed

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

by McMoss18 September 25, 2010

Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

by Frederick Perry January 8, 2009

mossed

To get high, as in smoke marijuana. Also getting mossed.

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.

by Jon-E September 21, 2005

mossed

a hilarious video that you tell everyone else to read, but only the filmakers get the moral. chocolate pancakes

Wow, that movie is nearly as good as mossed!

by parkinsonschocolate December 27, 2009

moss

To take a huge, gnarly, semi-liquified shit.

Chuck stopped by my house on his way home because he had to moss.

by Daylizzle October 26, 2008

mossed

To get owned or pwned in a matter so good that chuck norris would be proud.

I totally mossed him when I assassinated his ass.

by Bobbby Bob November 7, 2007