motard

a combination of moron and retard

that retarded moron is a motard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

motard

Mo•tard mo-tahrd
Noun

some one who does not know how to control there motivation.

1a. you’re so motivated your retarded.
2a. retarded with motivation.

marine PFC: Rah staff sergeant!

SSGT: Shut the hell up, Motard!

by LSDKING November 6, 2012

Motard

A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. Motards are always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.

Hey, look at that motard trying to run people off the road.
The motard said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from our roads"

by lycralizard December 18, 2021

Modtard

A moderator, Usually a highly stupid or unliked one

The modtards on my favorite message board were on one of their stupid little power trips again

by Disgruntled Winnipeger July 12, 2006

Moutarde

the resedue you get on your penis after anal sex. And the French word for mustard.

OMG, after i did her anal i got a loada her moutarde on my nob

by mrs pengues french class April 28, 2010

Motard

Motorcyclist (French). Known more commonly in the phrase "Supermotard" (superbiker), a powersport combing aspects of road and motocross racing.

Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.

Motard is the French term qualifying a driver of motorcycle.

by Bleepedybloops July 23, 2007

Mortard

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

by Kiko December 17, 2003