stuck with the mope

variant: mopemouth

when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.

gentleman #1: *says something inexcusably dull or vulgar*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*

stuck with the mope by tht! tne April 7, 2005

to mope

To have sex with someone who you think is ugly .

I want to mope her but she's so ugly.

to mope by moper294748u43tw December 3, 2018

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

apple pie a la mope by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Moper

A person who's always depressed.

Look at that guy. He's such a moper.

Moper by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

mopez 

a really bad hairdo or bad haircut.

Yo Momma's mopez is so crooked her barber doesn't know where to start.

mopez by foureyees July 7, 2011

Dirty Moped 

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

Mopey 

Sad, sluggish, lonely, depressed.

He was feeling "mopey" today because he missed his friend.

Mopey by Alex_ifb October 5, 2005