Mansturbate

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance

I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night

by AM/FM March 3, 2011

monstrate

to show something true without yielding any knowledge of the cause, or without a logical basis or underlying tangible equation.

eymology: english "demonstrate", from latin "demonstrare," "to show completely", from de- (of, concerning) + monstrare (show)

A lot of people monstrate innate psychic abilities and even other psychics have no idea what's going on.

Monstrations are the exception to the norm, as science can explain nearly everything.

by Yatri Trivedi February 3, 2007

Minsturbate

Original meaning: Mind-masturbate or masturbate with your imagination or mind.
Better used as: have to think so hard about something that it's almost like you have to masturbate with your mind.

Or simply use the short MM for mind-masturbate.

Bill: Dude, what's up, you look fuck-up!
Gabe: Man, the exam was so hard, I had to minsturbate the answer!

by benweiss9 September 10, 2010

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.

"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"

by debaby May 20, 2014

Thin Mintsterbate

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.

I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate

by Buckdorf February 19, 2019