Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

monkeys on crack

>>>>>>>>>>>j00 loldumb I like them.

monkeys on crack are hot.

by mangadood March 31, 2005

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.

Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.

by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021