molasses cookies

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

by foug January 11, 2005

mobasshira

A kpop bts fangirl, even though kpop is aids

Mobasshira: fake love fake lOve (korean shit)
Intellectual: what the frick

by gangstaboiayaan September 4, 2019

Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

Mooass

The unholy union of the words 'moo' and 'ass'. Moo comes from the meaning when you need to say something but cant think what. Ass is there to enforce the word, it's usually used as a exclamation of fear or shock.

*nearly steps on dead thing

"MOOASS!"

*sees something amazing

"Mooass..."

by Phoebe Zacks April 25, 2004

momass

a girl's buttocks that sags with wrinkles near the thigh area but yet is flatter than a homeless woman's chest on crack. This is usually obtained by a woman sitting in an office chair all day, every day.

"dang! I like that chick is hot but she got a momass! grooooooss!"
"yo look at that momass, I bet you could use that as a cutting board!"
"hey, your mom's ass looks like shes been sitting on the driveway for the past 10 years"

by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma August 13, 2015

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006