Ur ancestor a molester

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"

by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

by erin October 26, 2004

horse molester

A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends

"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"

by ben. c May 19, 2006

child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.

A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

monstertard

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.

That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...

by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012