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Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
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Nothing Else Matters

(By Metallica)The best fucking song in the world.
"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."
by SnowWhite July 30, 2008
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it doesn't matter

1) You don't care, or you don't know what to do.

2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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Frat Matter

A bizarre, grey substance found on shoes and the bottoms of pants after a frat party. It is sticky and repulsive, as well as exceedingly difficult to clean. Everyone always has their own definitive theory of what it actually is and how it gets on everyone.
Bruh, it took my mom like 3 hours to get all the frat matter off of my shoes today.
by BIGAL51 March 16, 2016
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No lives matter

The belief that no life is more important than the next, that life is worth losing no matter your shade of skin, and that you might as well make the one you have count instead of spending all your time focused on who's life matters or what shade of skin they have/had.
In reality No lives matter, since nobody gets to take their life with them when they pass.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021
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Gray-Matter

Any situation that requires the wisdom & experience that usually only comes to old age.
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Being a Gray-Matter, it was turned over to their most experienced employee.

Because it was a Gray-Matter, the children couldn’t handle the problem.

A Gray-Matter usually requires the skills of persons over the age of 40 years.
by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009
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country matters

The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.
by Lizzie Bennet April 27, 2006
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