swamp mummy

A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french

Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.

by Jay North June 24, 2006

Magical Mummy

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.

"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"

by MagickDio February 5, 2010

mummay

Breast of a woman. Preferably large.

Hey bitch. How much for those mummays?" "$25 a piece!

by goonco June 3, 2010

Mummer

A member of a travelling troupe of actors originally from the British Isles that performed seasonal folk plays. They occasionally perform in the streets, although their more usual style is house-to-house and in public centers. They are also known by other names (mostly regional) such as rhymers, pace-eggers, soulers, tipteerers, galoshins, and guisers.

The word & concept was recently brought back into American pop culture's attention with the 1997 release of Loreena Mckennitt's hit song "The Mummer's Dance" on her album The Book of Secrets.

Cindy: Oooh! This song is really nice! What's it called?

Hairstylist: Yeah, it's called "The Mummer's Dance". It's by Loreena Mckennitt.

Cindy: Ah. What's a mummer?

Hairstylist: I... don't know. I've never even heard the word before I listened to this song.

Genial Irishman: They're travelling actors, me fair lasses.

Cindy & Hairstylist: Oh... Like, awesome!

by Vampiro413 August 7, 2009

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007

alaskan mummy

when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.

dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up

by alaskan mummy March 17, 2009

mummyfest

When you are with people or in a IB chat, and no one has anything to say.
Also applies to boring events.

I'm in a chat room with Santini and Brian, and they havent said a word in an hour. It's a real mummyfest.

I was at a party recently with some of the most boring people I ever met. What a mummyfest.

by cromano115 April 20, 2009