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Fortnite Bar Mitzvah

Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
"Y'all are invited to my Fortnite Bar MItzvah"
by bigboipatek October 17, 2018
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mitzel

The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She has a sweet smile although she’s not afraid to slap a bitch, even though she denies her beauty ness she’ll always be gorgeous no matter what. Mitzel will always be the bestfriend anyone could ever dream of having and she’s the most honest and funniest person you would ever meet. She will always cheer you up when your down and she will never let you leave without you haveing a smile on your face. NEVER take her for granted because you will regret it, don’t let her slip away because once she’s gone you’ll have a rough time getting her to give you a second chance.
Boy: “did you see mitzel walk by
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girl ever”
by yo.girl May 19, 2018
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Mitzvah

Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.
by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019
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Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.
Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?
by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010
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mitzya

Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'
Mitzya is a comadre
by mitzya November 2, 2017
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Mitya

The serious man in black. Brutality is his second name. Be careful if you don't want to know every quote of Nietzsche. But although he is the sweeties boy with the biggest heart (:
by _Alt_ May 17, 2017
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Mizzy d

ye see that mizzy d over there, he can suck my dick
by mizzydsucks July 28, 2018
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