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post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks
1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!
by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009
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Curry Microwave

Curry Microwave, noun. A microwave, often found in British households, which is dedicated to preparing and microwaving curries.

This is due to the scent of curries tainting the “main microwave”, so an additional dedicated curry microwave is required.
Could you please make a curry in the curry microwave?

The curry microwave needs cleaned.

Could you stop making curries in the main microwave, we have a curry microwave for that!
by FoostiePoonTang March 10, 2020
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Penis Microwave

Hiro: Man I wanna stick my schlong in a penis microwave
by Chaosgremlin February 21, 2021
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microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.
so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.
by b-hen April 22, 2009
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Micromance

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair
She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii
by ZoshR October 14, 2016
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Microwave

A girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. A tease.
Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?

Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
by Dotty23984 December 9, 2008
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