Pass the microphone

stop talking, we're tired of hearing you

girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"

by lookissokay August 24, 2020

microphone

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)

Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!

by fyrelady March 6, 2008

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

French Microphone

When someone gives a sleeping guy a blowjob while they're sleeping.

Yeah, and then I woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!

by DickDickler June 4, 2014

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

Microphone Syndrome

Microphone Syndrome is when a person who is given some sort of power and begins spouting nonsense with no thoughts of the repercussion later.

Ben Shapiro said "Renewable Energy is the dumbest phrase since Climate Change" this is a case of Microphone Syndrome

by Gingersnap5322 October 15, 2018

Golden Microphone

Guy dips cock in Caramel Sauce, fucks chick in the ass and then gets a blow job

Went out for karaoke and dessert last night and gave this chick the golden microphone

by Thebull01 August 26, 2006