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Russian Microphone

When someone has a microphone as loud as a jet engine
Guy 1: where we droppin boys?

Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕

Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone

Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022
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micronesian

black islanders with gold teeth, they are known as gangster posers, they usually live in hawaii, they are thieves; shoplifting, steals free samples etc.
hoooo boy micronesians piss me off big time boo, ima exterminate them after graduating highschool. said ak
by xXchronic8o8Xx June 14, 2009
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Human Microphone

A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.
The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:

"Mic Check."

"MIC CHECK!!"

"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"

"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"

"but it really makes you think through"

"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"

"what it is you want"

"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"

"to say."

"TO SAY!!"
by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011
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micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".
Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...
by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012
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French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.
I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.
by T_steak January 5, 2017
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micropwned

When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.
I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropwned.
by thej2 May 12, 2007
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microfriend

analogous to micro-managing, a microfriend is someone who is kinda obsessed or over-obsessed about the friendly circle he/she has or any given friend in particular. Such people feel themselves ONLY as a group, without any individualist streak, no personal opinions, no personal choices, no individual leadership as well.

Floating souls totally governed by per people around them. The relation to micromanagement is that a microfriend is always out there spying on his/her friends, a constant need of over-information about others make then a microfriend.
Suzy: Hey whats with your friend John, he's all over your facebook profile, digging into your room and personal stuff, asking all sorts of weird questions about you from us all.

Mark: He is microfriend of mine, though nice and helpful but kinda pain in the a$$ sometimes.
by wtf_tj October 7, 2009
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