Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Mice pie

A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.

Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.

Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.

Dave: Mice pie? WTF?

Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.

Or

Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy

Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!

by Mustangboss_429 January 2, 2010

Miceala

Smart, funny, cute with a snap filt.

Not the one, two, three of four.

Don't take lightly to having her face played in.

Super loving but will lay hands if needed.

Overprotective of family and friends.

Type a nigga wanna marry.

You see Miceala? She a lit mami.

by LitMami July 16, 2017

micel

A person who get you really annoyed but in love withing seconds you may hate her but so in love, sometimes shy silly and also really cute don't let her go even if she gets you mad if you meet her give her a hug she loves hugs.

dude i need a new girl

you should get i micel

by Walkerhotstuff March 31, 2019

lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

by jbarryd June 25, 2012

Mices

The left over beer in the bottom of a glass/can/bottle that no one ever wants to finish.

Friend- "Dude, there's still some beer left in this bottle!"
Dude- "Neh, that's just the mices. Spill it out!"

Friend- "Yo, finish your mices!"
Chick- "But it's flat and gross!"

Me- "Come on guys! Stop wasting your mices! There are sober kids in Africa!!!"

by Allie "Belle" Katt January 26, 2014