man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011

wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 May 18, 2011

Mateen

Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!

Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!

by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014

Minteer

the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.

Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.

by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011

Love Mitten

Vagina or a place where babies come from

Mel has an exquisite love mitten

by Unit VP December 17, 2006

Brother Mateen

The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.

Brother Mateen banged the gong, killing everyone's eardrums

by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020