marmite fisherman

1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.

"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"

by toaototoato June 19, 2003

merdivore

A person who exclusively eats shit.

From Latin 'merda'

What the fuck is that smell?

It's Julia's food, she's a total merdivore.

by xyz84 February 19, 2010

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

mehming

a word used at any given moment at any given time

"Yo Beats, you coming tonight?"
"Mehming"

by Bob Dabrickashaw November 24, 2017

merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

Memification

2nd meaning: Converting the thought(s) in your head into a Meme.

I could just picture Mueller turning the screws on Trumps head, so I did a memification of the thought.

by TheMemeifier May 13, 2018

memiando

reading memes all day in spanish or in english

meming

me la pase memiando todo el dia
I spent the entire day meming

by selenep August 7, 2019