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Merch That

merch that meaning to put that on something. originated in north carolina used mostly by young black men.
"You aint gon touch me so shut the fuck up with all that."
"Merch that."
"On jesus himself."
by dae318 February 4, 2021
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merch link in bio

"Jake Paul, merch link in bio, Ohio fried chicken bitch"
by Sebzoe June 24, 2017
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Merch Van

A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.
The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.
by TJ1970 December 7, 2020
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Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.
Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now
by super_rad February 23, 2023
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Merch Gang

(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017
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merch raping

when a youtube or celebrity forces their merch on their fans

popularized by h3h3
jake paul is merch raping his fans
by Horizzon/Sebastian April 23, 2018
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Merch it

"merch it" is like "on god?" or "merch" means god
girl: my momma bought me a Gucci bag
boy: merch it
girl: merch
by jdjbhbwdhwhbdjbwdjk February 17, 2022
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