Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.
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In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012
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"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.
by Fentress June 5, 2005
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If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan
"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"
by Freddie Th December 9, 2008
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I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
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Merkisim was completed when the Lakers beat Boston in game seven.
Commence Merkisim.
Oklahoma City equals Merked. NEXT! Merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Utah Jazz equals Merked. Next! Merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Phoenix Suns equals Merked. NEXT. Merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Commence Merkisim.
Oklahoma City equals Merked. NEXT! Merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Utah Jazz equals Merked. Next! Merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Phoenix Suns equals Merked. NEXT. Merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
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