Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.
"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011
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Get the memedealer mug.The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.
by the mad pooper January 2, 2008
Get the medieval ass madness mug.1) In short, Getting Medieval means to be getting ridiculously drunk.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
1) Oh shit, (Insert Name here) is gonna try to down that bottle of vodka, hes gonna get medieval as hell if he does it.
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
by Matt Folg September 1, 2008
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The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
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