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Global Meltdown

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.
I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.
by Bartendress February 2, 2006
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millennial meltdown

An event, exemplified by irrational emotional displays, in which members of the Millennial generation encounter situations contrary to their view of society, business, or institutions.
Her millennial meltdown was precipitated when she was not promoted to Director of Communications in her job of six months post graduation.
by rsquaredatlanta May 8, 2019
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sarkeesian meltdown

When someone looses there shit just because someone they dislike is around.
When Anita saw Sargon sitting there she had a sarkeesian meltdown
by Church of Kek July 4, 2017
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meltdown face

when your face is so ugly that it just melts down
She has a meltdown face, no one wants to look at her.
by fluffie31 March 26, 2016
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minneapolis meltdown

Ur on vacation in minnesota and ur girl is giving ya head....right when ur about to blow u puckh her in the nose, pull out cum in her face and throw her out in the cold to let the cum and blood freeze together.
Damn Pick It up gave the bitch the Minneapolis Meltdown
by Matt Carnes Pick It up February 25, 2009
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Russian Meltdown

When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.
"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."
by J.T.Z. March 6, 2009
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Chocolate Meltdown

In intercourse, one partner suctions their mouth to the others butthole, the person then must shit into the others mouth until their mouth overflows with shit.
dude i totally just gave sally a chocolate meltdown. she'll never forget it
by The Beef Master November 28, 2011
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