megabank beast guap

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

mega thot

One who is a bigger thot than your average thot

After resisting all of the other thots John's final challenge was mega thot

by succ daddy1 November 10, 2017

mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

by Professional squid September 24, 2020

Super mega dank nooner

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020

Ur mom mega big gae

The 5 words that, when said, causes all of existence to implode upon itself.

Joe: ur mom mega gay
Bob: no u
Joe: Ur mom mega big gae
Bob: *just gets obliterated*

by Default Mate December 11, 2018

los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016

Mega Pint

A large glass of wine.

Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.

by BananaGoblin April 23, 2022