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McGuired

Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.

Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.

Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.
"that pot McGuired him badly"
by StegoMaster October 27, 2009
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Blizzy Mcguire

Queen and legend of the tiktok and twitter fame. Some may know her as the girl that covered "I'm at burger king with my burger queen" back in 2021, other may know her as a poet, providing great poetry such as; "Everyone's always talking about the gay agenda, but gay is not a gen-da..it's a sexuality...listen.". Not only is she the i(T)-Girl of fashion, she also has provided many tiktok audios that thousands of people have used. Her recent contribution to the world was appearing with Charli XCX at her boiler room set in NYC.
Person 1: I think i am genuinely in love with Blizzy Mcguire.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
by mozzzz March 20, 2024
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Thotty McGuire

In Lizzy McGuire she had a cartoon version of herself that acted as her conscience . She also played on her desk and did random stuff like that but she was...dumb. A thotty McGuire is a person who is just plain stupid or dumb or a dumb thot.
by Ifeellikepablo18 August 31, 2018
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lizzy mcguire

“put the fire to lizzy mcguire and get higher… light the liz, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor October 5, 2022
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Jacob Douglas McGuire

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.
by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020
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Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025
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Casey McGuire

Casey McGuire is a direct descendant of Ronald McDonald. Casey has many bad tan lines across his body making him look like he switched teams mid battle.
Hey look, it’s Casey McGuire!
Casey, what are those tan lines?
by Seen J May 4, 2023
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