Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 04, 2020

lizzy mcguire

scroll up the lizm, dawgs

“put the fire to lizzy mcguire and get higher… light the liz, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor October 05, 2022

Thotty McGuire

In Lizzy McGuire she had a cartoon version of herself that acted as her conscience . She also played on her desk and did random stuff like that but she was...dumb. A thotty McGuire is a person who is just plain stupid or dumb or a dumb thot.

That girl is just a thotty McGuire

by Ifeellikepablo18 August 31, 2018

McGuire

An infected lesion that forms in a flesh food of an obese person’s inner thigh.

Wow dude that McGuire looks like a vagina with a yeast infection!

by BigD710 July 12, 2024

McGuire

A kid who enjoys banging giant whale sized women.

That McGuire guy loves hitting the gurb

by Cookie2002 November 25, 2021

Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”

by fjfoiwejffwef February 06, 2025

Justin McGuire

Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.

Justin McGuire is a God!

by Ler Hit June 01, 2021