McDuck

An imaginary person that is the culprit of everything that could possibly be needed, done, wanted, etc... the answer to all of life's questions.

Who was that guy walking around with money flooding out of his pockets as he had endless girls wanting to have sex with him? Oh, that was McDuck.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021

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Noun: A person so lonely that they makes self-hating jokes about themself so that it hurts less when others make fun of them.

Verb: to scram or to shut up. Typically used when angry or annoyed.

Maddie: *Rambling about some nonsense relentlessly*

Sydney: "Get a drink and c cacc mcdic!"

by Isa Mia Mario February 16, 2018

McDump

An epic, and even violent doody event (anal explosion), after the consumption of McDonald's, or "Mickey Ds". It usually happens 1/2 hour to an hour after indulging in the omni-present Scottish cuisine. It gives no warning, and may render an unsuspecting individual with a STANK- ASS, and messy drawers! Big Macs are notorious for such an event.

Yo son, I just took the most stank-ass McDump after eating two quarter pounders, fries, a shake, and an apple pie. It was nasty yo, and cleared out the public restroom!"

by master gas blaster January 3, 2003

McDickHead

A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.

Man I was at McD's and there was this real McDickHead there holding up the line.

by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011

McDive

Mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in Mcdonalds. Most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of McDonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.

Student 1: Bro! I dare you to McDive!

Student 2: I got this!

*student 2 McDives*

Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!

*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*

by Licking Sally April 2, 2013

McDump

Taking a shit in McDonalds and then just leaving it.

Dude, we've really got to go, I just took a fucking huge McDump and now the toilets backed up, there's crap everywhere and people are crying

by ManWhore89 April 9, 2015

SHITTY MCDICK TITS

ANYONE NAMED DALE

OL SHITTY MCDICK TITS OVER HERE FORGOT TO ORDER DEODORANT AGAIN

by DIRT NIRKOWITZ December 16, 2021