Maynard

A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.

Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.

by DisturbedFlamingo77 September 10, 2016

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 30, 2008

KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008

Maynarding

The act of having an affair with a married co-worker.

"Hey, did you hear Robbie is maynarding Chris's wife"

by Wonktaht July 11, 2014

Maynard

A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person

Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.

by Yo It's Bruce October 16, 2012

Maytard

1) The little black ball characters from Ristar

2) Much like the word smurf able to be used in replacement of any verb, adjective or noun.

Can be used in both a friendly or offensive way

'I can't believe I just got taken out by that maytard'
'That film was totally maytard'
'I wish I was maytardly brilliant'

by FelixHallum December 9, 2008