salty mayo

a cumshot

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face

by mitch gibbons October 15, 2008

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

Space Mayo

Space Mayo is a creamy tangy condiment made from all natural human seasoning. It is commonly used for salad dressings, sauces and even sandwiches. Space Mayo is a versatile condiment with a smooth texture and distinctive flavor that enhances the taste of many dishes of unwanted customers.

"Yo, I'm pretty sure the chef snuck some of his space mayo into my sandwich."

by Jilith March 5, 2023

Roast Beef Sandwich With Mayo

When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.

Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!

by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022

Don't Be So Mayo

When someone fails at something, you refer to an achievement from skate 3 called Don't be so mayo which was sponsered by miracle whip.

Someone crashes while skating," AWWWW BRO! Don't Be So Mayo, now drink your monster energy

by Oh gaom July 6, 2010

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face

I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

by milpoolSK July 23, 2018