Mahali

An absolute god. Mahali will tackle you for one of three reasons: 1) competitiveness 2) random energy burst or 3) to show you that she thinks you are a respectable mighty sir. If you are not getting ‘bashed’ by her, she either doesn’t like you, she feels like you are unable to cope with a ‘bashing’ because you are injured or get hurt easily, or she feels like she isn’t close enough with you. She really means no harm by it, but if you can’t deal with Mahali’s ‘bashing’, seriously tell her to stop.

Mahali is buff, both physically and mentally. She’ll speak her mind if someone’s in the wrong and she will try to protect her friends if someone’s hurting them. She can be quite scary if you make her mad.

Mahali truly has too much energy and is way too competitive for her own good. Breaking bones and injuries could quite literally be a hobby for her with how frequent it is.

Remember Mahali is a buff, almighty god so if you see her around, give her a solid high-five (with a clean hand).

Oh look it’s almighty, godly Mahali.

by Squidling Lord June 4, 2021

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mawali

Hindi/Urdu pejorative slang for the lowest class of male street ruffians. They wear flashy clothes, sport oily hair almost dripping into the atmosphere, annoy your visual senses with their trademark red-toothed smile (acquired through years of betel-nut chewing), smoke heavily and reek of foul body odor thanks to their once-in-a-month showers ritual. Typical hardcore Bollywood wannabes, they never learnt the alphabet but can imitate dialogue-delivery of leading Bollywood actors, especially Sanjay Dutt who portrays these characters in his anti-social movies. They're all rude without exception and think themselves cool but are annoying to say the least. Most of them don't have any real jobs so subsist by occupations which "they" believe are cool and filmi e.g. selling Black tickets outside movie halls, pimping and tour guide for foreign tourists visiting India (they don't know shit about Taj Mahal but can weave stories out of nothing). Complete waste of time for normal people and should be avoided at all costs. They don't belong in residential colonies or any civilized areas because they are real eyesore.

(Mother to Daughter): Beti, don't look sideways. Full of mawalis.

Interviewee: So, is my job guaranteed?
Interviewer: First get rid of this mawali hair-cut and then we can discuss, maybe.

by Vikram Malhotra March 5, 2008

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mădălina

is a bitch, usually sassy and has a big but. and heart

omg u are so mădălina

by b b o o t t y y January 30, 2019

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Mahalia

A nice, smart, beautiful girl that is way out of your league so stop trying. She is usually popular and won’t ever notice you. If your so very extremely lucky to have a Mahalia as you girlfriend or just in your life the you probably just got all the rest of the boys mad because you got a Mahalia and they don’t. Anyway Mahalia will not like you but you will always like her. Well at least in my experience.

Dude, why don’t Mahalia like me.

Cuz she’s way out of your league, or anyone’s for that matter

by Gsjldxnjfx October 29, 2020

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Maxamilien Robespierre

Father of the French Revolution, daddy of the revolutionaries. Only wanted to make the gorgeous Republic of Virtue; it's the filthy counterrevolutionaries that ruined everything. Cut off heads & stole hearts. Died when his fake friends turned on him all because he revealed them to be the filthy counterrevolutionaries that they were. A hero, an icon and someone to look up to. RIP Robespierre, you are missed. We will carry on the Republic of Virtue in your honor. Down with the filthy counterrevolutionaries and long live the Republic!

Maxamilien Robespierre was a god among men and all those that had the honor of being beheaded under his orders should be grateful.

by tired and angry February 16, 2018

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