"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."
by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022
Get the Nelson Maurimug. The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?
Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?
Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.
Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.
by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022
Get the Maury Rulemug. the school where everyone is either a preppy white lacrosse kid, a loud ghetto kid, or hates everyone there. but the football team demolishes every other school so it’s alright
by onjah17 November 11, 2019
Get the maury highschoolmug. 1. When a woman's child is not her husband's/boyfriend's.
2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
3. When a woman doesn't know who her baby daddy is.
2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
3. When a woman doesn't know who her baby daddy is.
"Hey man! Did you see Lisa's baby?"
"Yeah. That's totally not her husband's!"
"Should we tell him we think it's a Maury baby?"
"Yeah. That's totally not her husband's!"
"Should we tell him we think it's a Maury baby?"
by Ilovecats September 13, 2014
Get the Maury Babymug. 1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
by scooter cake May 3, 2011
Get the Maury Momentmug. consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.
by leo "poldy" pold December 10, 2008
Get the Pulling a Maurymug. the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"
by Barold binger April 9, 2008
Get the maury povichmug.