matt le tiss

Synonym for the word ‘piss’

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss

by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020

Matt In The Hat

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

by klano klanitis August 13, 2010

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 4, 2009

Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT

Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo

by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021

matt with the cup

absolute perfection

“bro have you seen that one video of matt with the cup”

“yeah i couldnt stop
watching it”

by myaliasis December 5, 2022

Marty McFly Complex Type 2

Despite all logic and reason you go after the hardest longest guy/girl on the market. even tho many other fine young specimen have made it clear they would be up for a bit of the old In out in out. Relates to marty mcfly complex original strain coz instead of doing the simple pride forces u to take the long road even its more hazardous.

"Doc what the fucks wrong with me, im on dis loooong chic, dnt even think she likes me."
"then why are u with her my good man. isnt that fine young lady, Ellie giving u the eye "
"yh but this chic'll be worth it someday"
"seems to me like you've got Marty McFly Complex Type 2"
"no shit sherlock"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010