Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

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Matt Matt

Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.

You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.

Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.

I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.

I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.

by Machine Gun Cock October 12, 2018

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Matt moment

A Matt moment is described as a situation in which a person goes to do something incredibly simple and either messes it up horrendously or forgets what they were doing entirely and usually looks idiotic in the process.

The term matt moment was created in February 2021

Matt - "Aw fuck, I forgot how to speak"
Twitch chat - "Matt moment"

by ItsDefinitelyMatt September 11, 2021

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