Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

MATTIE

MATTIE IS MOTO MOTO

LOOK OUT I THINK MATTIE MATTIE LIKES YOU

by Elmo is bae March 21, 2019

Matthieu

A French boys name. He loves playing truth or dare, eating muffins, and throwing pillows. Some girls love him, others hate him. Mainly hate him. He loves revenge, and can't wait till Friday.

It's because Naobe just broke Matthieu's dick, duh!

by JumpyBurger9 January 13, 2015

Mattie

A boy who owns someone's heart.
A future husband.
Someone's everything.

'You see that boy? He's my Mattie.'

by Sydney =] December 14, 2008

Mattieux

A man who is daring and courageous. Laughs at stupid jokes. He pretends to be a doucher, but really he is caring an understanding, with high intelligence. He is also very good looking, and has great social skills which he uses on many ladies.

Pronouncing the name Mattieux requires great effort, and only French- speaking individuals get the hold of it.

Mattieux: you're ruining my name!
Girl: Sorry!

by mmmm girl October 6, 2009

mattie

a name some girls call a friend of theirs named matthew, who's the sixth one they know. usually a sweet and caring, silly and very cute guy. (he'll tell you so himself) :)

oh yeah! i can't believe mattie and matthew saw simon laugh!

by thekittywhoknowspuppyandsimon July 6, 2010

Mathieu

To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.

"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"

"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"

by Chrogan May 5, 2010