Matveism

The antonym of boucherism.
Matveism is a case of revolutionary thinking, mostly provoked by teachers talking shit they don't know.

Person 1-youre a fake Russian
Person 2-no, you just can't pronounce Russian terms
Person Noah-dats gay
Person 3-thats a clear case of matveism

by Aoka sama!! May 29, 2019

Mattison

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always

No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison

by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023

Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Matteiby

An amalgamation of "Mattei" and "baby", this term denotes the incompetence of one to repair computers. Furthermore it defines the user as being incapable of even researching the issue and thus, further increased odds of failure.

"Hey Matteiby, stop saying you don't know and look that shit up!"

by gsts August 29, 2012

mattise

Mattise is the kind of girl who likes you or doesn't like you. She has a couple of super close friends who she loves and will cherish for her whole life. She loves meeting new people. She is very thin and she is super good at whatever sport she tries to play. Shes always running around and never gives up. She has a great personality and everyone would want to be friends with an mattise. She isn't too popular but still has good friends. If someone is going through a rough tijme with their friends, mattise will always let them into there friend group. May I add, she throws the best parties. Shes a super fun peppy girl and if you ever come across a mattise, tell them they are awesome and that you love them, because they deserve an compliment. Don't ever leave a mattise alone in a room, they will destroy something. Mattises are the greatest friends to have, so do not lose them.

Person 1: Look at the new girl, she looks nice
Person 2: Yea I wonder what her name is
Person 1: I bet it is something original, like Mattise

by brit68945 December 18, 2019

Matteus

The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.

“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”

by ky cream March 19, 2023

Mattism

1. When someone uses a simple word, usually less than five letters, to give simple acknowledgement to the situation at hand. Does not require thought, it is always sur of the moment. Anything that sounds like something a Texan out of Texas would say is probably a Mattism

1.-'You get it Matt?'
-"Yep"
2. 'Hey'
3.-'MATT!!!'
-"wha..."
4. 'Ah-ha!'
Any of these used in response after another sentence qualifies as a Mattism.

by Jason Cerillo June 22, 2006