The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
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A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
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Person 2: You’re so nice and funny!
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Person 2: You’re so nice and funny!
Mattieann: Smiling, thank you!!!
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