Masted

The male equivalent of being white girl wasted.

When you wake up on the side of the road missing a hat and one shoe you know you were Masted.

by Judio Mexicano February 22, 2014

mazeda

Such an amazing girl, she's powerfull, bold, confident and isn't a "typical girl". This makes it seem like shes rude, but shes cute, soft, sweet once you get to know her. She loves anime, she's obsessed, she justs wants a loving, sweet amazing partner, best friend, husband and person in her life. Like Sugawara from haikyuu. Shes everything, she always tried to keep a smile around everyone. She's the best person ever, for advice, or anything.

"Mazeda is so nice, how does she do it? "

"I don't know, but Mazeda is an angel from heaven."

by ! I ONLY SPIT FACTS! October 17, 2020

mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

by Steve Penis October 7, 2007

fuck the mashed potatoes

Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.

Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.

by MikeinVA January 2, 2008