When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
Get the Masturbating with the Invisible Hand mug.Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
Get the masturbating mug.Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
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by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010
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Get the mastercrying mug.Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
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by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017
Get the masticating mug.Heres a story when I was masturbating One time when I was home alone I was horny for some reason so I took my mom's dildo from her room and started riding it I took off all my clothes and started moaning so load the. My step brother came in and I said come over here and he started licking me the I sucked his large cock till he cummed he put that large cock in my ass it felt so good so I invited one of my friends to join they came over and they both started licking me so hard and pinching me it felt so good so I started licking her and riding him
by anonymous November 19, 2021
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