masturbarter

To trade commodities for pornographic content. The system arises in places such as prisons where conjugal visits are not allowed; thus, the relative value of pornographic material increases to become a high-demand product. The system isn't usually referred to as such except for in male-only over-night schools or camps with restricted internet access.

He masturbartered away some decent weed for a copy of Playboy.

by destitute May 21, 2013

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011

masterbait

A Term used in video games, especially in fps, when you bait someone perfectly(usually using teammates as bait).

Dogs Bolox: you friggin masterbaited.

Torque: lol, 5 kills was worth it.

by Torque! August 5, 2008

Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

rz47

"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

master-baiter

Someone who lets you talk and talk until you have completely exposed yourself.

They are masters at fishing for ideas and leading you on.

That Norbert, he is a master-baiter

by whiteson November 18, 2009

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009