I watched Andrew Martinez's videos on MySpace and laughed so hard my uterus popped out. Now I'm sterile.
by wagging my clit dick September 04, 2007
by dshnizzle January 17, 2006
The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.
I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.
by S Elizabeth January 16, 2006
melaine martinez is a american singer!
she creates amazing addictive songs that have
deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine
martinez most famous song according to google
is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine
martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are
amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love
her songs in general and they are amazing! hope
everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!
she creates amazing addictive songs that have
deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine
martinez most famous song according to google
is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine
martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are
amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love
her songs in general and they are amazing! hope
everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!
by miaa<33 January 15, 2022
Obeth Martinez is fucking cute
by RELAX DUDE February 24, 2019
Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.
He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
by Ely Von Doom August 02, 2018
Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat
by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018