I watched Andrew Martinez's videos on MySpace and laughed so hard my uterus popped out. Now I'm sterile.
by wagging my clit dick September 14, 2007
Get the Andrew Martinezmug. by dshnizzle January 17, 2006
Get the filthy martinezmug. The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.
I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.
by S Elizabeth January 15, 2006
Get the Bloody Martinezmug. Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.
He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
by Ely Von Doom August 1, 2018
Get the Saucy Martinezmug. diego Martinez my top definition for diego Martinez is that he is a good friend and always keeps his shoes clean no matter what. He also comes over to your house and eats all your junk food and plays games, but by him self
by he eats all ur junk food February 23, 2019
Get the diego martinezmug. melaine martinez is a american singer!
she creates amazing addictive songs that have
deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine
martinez most famous song according to google
is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine
martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are
amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love
her songs in general and they are amazing! hope
everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!
she creates amazing addictive songs that have
deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine
martinez most famous song according to google
is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine
martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are
amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love
her songs in general and they are amazing! hope
everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!
by miaa<33 January 14, 2022
Get the melaine martinezmug. by RELAX DUDE February 24, 2019
Get the Obeth Martinezmug.