Martha

Abnormal, plan changer, weirdo, a person that sees no wrong in herself

Please can you look after eadie tonight and I'll take her to school in the morning....
Ok
Can you take her to school instead?
No
You're abnormal
Excuse me???
You're the Martha here

by Ann1mac October 4, 2017

Martha

She is a popular girl for either being kind or mean you wouldn’t want her as a best friend because she will most likely let you down and her looks are regular not gorgeous but not ugly.

“Wow Martha’s so popular”

“Ugh Martha left me to hangout with the boys”

by Martha sucks October 9, 2020

Martha

An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.

Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?

Jake: 4

Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Martha

A not nice girl who you think is your friend but in reality, she will just let you down and hang out with some boys like colin or Ryan something like that.

Martha: sorry but I think it is better if we are not friends.
Me: oh don't worry honey everyone wants to say that about you too.

by les be lit November 5, 2019

martha

a shot angry midget that has a bed temper and can act like a pig. But she is very itelligent and can be gorgeous.

Guy 1: EW ITS MARTHA
Guy 2: I LOVE MARTHA

by bob-bob-bobby December 6, 2017

Martha

Crazy old lady in her thirties that likes little girls that are underage, targets

are usually teenage girls with disabilities. Lies a lot to get out of things or to make things go her way. Can't tell the truth if her life depended on it.

Thinks that the world revolves around her.

Name Martha

by .........,...............,.... April 6, 2019

Martha

A very butch woman who loves men yet most would expect she would be the masculine in a lesbian relationship. Typically very moody and grouchy woman. Likes to be negative and loves drama in all aspects of life.

Totally sick of being around her today. She's all Martha'd out.

by Son Dont August 23, 2019