Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay September 19, 2008

marmite masher

Marmite masher= A male homosexual

your a marmite masher

by wildfire93 June 27, 2006

Marmite Challenge

Taking a shot of Pimm's followed by a tablespoon of Marmite

Ice bucket challenge.....hell no.....Roberts doing the Marmite Challenge

by Marmitechallenge August 23, 2014

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard

Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!

by JOSHB February 02, 2015

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 April 28, 2011

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 13, 2010