A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.
Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.
by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 04, 2020
A awesome guy that gest all the girls. He is extremely sexy, to the point where no girls can resist him. His body is pure muscles to the point were he is able to lift 5 cars.
by skyny22 July 29, 2022
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by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019
This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.
by lol9786386 July 15, 2017
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