Markass

the source of all gayness or gayest of them all

Hey Markass

by Nick Foster March 10, 2004

Markass

The nickname given to mark hoppus of blink 182 by guitarist tom delonge

Tom delonge: ur such a fag markass

by marcus williams July 19, 2007

maress

a female who makes bad things happen.

"the maress split me & my boyfriend up!"

by Hello I'm Dave. October 21, 2009

Paint Markers

Markers that are mostly used by Taggers, witch are easily hid on one's person. Mostly used for quick tags. Better than most markers such a sharpie

-Elmer's paint markers are a favorite to taggers. Decently priced, and can be bought at most arts and crafts stores.

by --Kilroy-- December 31, 2011

Markuss

I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP

"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"

by kkkkkkraukkklis July 19, 2020

Prismacolor Markers

Grossly overpriced art markers meant to make struggling artists and thiefs feel special.

Goth-boy bought a few Prismacolor Markers to show the angst and unfairness that rules his life in trendy dark pictures that show an introspective perception of his tormented soul. He's like so totally awesome.

by Brittany Olson June 25, 2005

marketspeak

Ploy sometimes devised by corporations and entities both large and small to obfuscate, deceive, or otherwise mischaracterize their products or services. Is employed especially when company representatives are asked point-blank questions that can be easily answered but instead are vaguely redirected around.

Customer: It says here you offer a lifetime guarantee.

Big Corporation: Well, yes, but that's only if the item isn't damaged.

Customer: But "lifetime guarantee" means that the item will be replaced no matter what.

Big Corporation: Well, uh,...

Customer: Wait a minute, that was all a bunch of marketspeak, wasn't it?

Big Corporation: I cannot confirm or deny that statement.

by Mama Bear January 1, 2009