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American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!
by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022
Get the Marites mug.A pejorative name that recently became popular in the Philippines, aimed at older women who are known gossips among their neighbors. While this word is mainly directed towards women, there are some male Mariteses; it could be considered the Filipino equivalent of Karen. (another term for this is 'chismosa')
Person 1: How the heck did that Marites find out about her pregnancy? We haven't told anyone about it!
Person 2: Maybe because you keep shouting all the time. You know their ears are glued to everybody's walls, Person 1!
Person 2: Maybe because you keep shouting all the time. You know their ears are glued to everybody's walls, Person 1!
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by Mastermind887 October 26, 2020
Get the Maritou mug.It is a word from the country of the Philippines that stands for the phrase: "Mare, ito ang latest..." or "Mare, ano ang latest?" which is asking and rendering information, whether it is useless or not, as long as it is a gossip. It implies to a person who is fond of gossips, particularly Filipino women who don't have any workloads and has a habit of gossiping. Basically, it is a female version of Karen, with a lot of gossiping.
People are used with the Marites in town, it is a habit of her to gossip around. Such a thick faced b*tch!"
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