Mario

Mario was a carpenter in his days, but now he's just a pimp-ass plumber with a younger brother that often get's ignored. He is a Superstar in Mushroom Kingdom just because he saved the princess a couple of times (big deal). His brother, Luigi, always stays watching over the home (on the other hand, who would be stupid enough to rob Mario and Luigi's hut?).

Peach: "Mario, you're my hero!"
Mario: "Shut the fuck up-a and a-start sucking-a like it a-is macaroni!"

by Rentarn July 23, 2008

Mario

He got a huge dick and he might fucked your girlfriend or your wife (age doesn’t matter)

Gf: I love you Mario
Mario’s: I’m just here for the sex

by Huge Cock for your mom May 2, 2018

Mario

An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.

Teddy: Check out the stylin' Monty Python I just got from Mario!
Claire: How much did it cost??
Teddy: Its free because he's an illegal immigrant!

by Itest March 5, 2009

Mario

Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also Jackass

Mario is such a fucking ass.

by Pvt. Oreo October 30, 2007

Mario

A very unusual guy with a huge nose and gets no girls because he is very ugly

I saw a Mario at school he hit me with his nose

by Zaza1765 May 5, 2016

Mario

Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.

"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS

by lickitty split February 17, 2008

Mario

Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly attentive. Talks a lot but always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but gentle in everyday life. Mario is person who is easy to love because he is super funny and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he loves. And as a cherry on the top of the cake he loooooves animals.

He is Mario to my Luigi

by pinkcatlady November 21, 2021