Marco

A greasy Croation pedophile that lives in deep underwater caves. These creatures look much like humans from the 80's. Usually they will have slicked back hair to try and make themselves look Italian. They prey on human women that are usually much younger than them.

wow, I just saw a marco feeling up that seven year old.

by 0bou October 24, 2008

Marco

a really dumb guy he has absolutely no idea what's going on half of the time likes anime partially a weeb all of his friend treat him like trash ho doesn't take it seriously though cant get a girl for life and is really short and is usually either Mexican or Italian and try's to be funny and uses humor as a defense mechanism for his sadness

"ugh its Marco"
"why does Marco try so hard to be funny"

by mr.marco October 20, 2020

Marco

Marco is a small angry elf who, do to the lack of room in his small body, releases all his built up anger through swears and screams. Marco often raises his eyebrows and doesn’t like to be wrong, and also has an obsession with biting and licking his lips at unsuspecting girls. Beware of Marco, he’s very unreliable and unpredictable.

Alex: “Bruv, have you seen Marco lately?”

Mia: “Yes, bruv, I have. He scares me. I think he has lice.”

Alex: :0

Mia: :0

by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020

marco

He sucks, lol

A guy named Marco sucks.

by Intelligent Noob September 18, 2019

Marco

A faggot that does not allow the playing of his minecraft server. Marco's intentions are to ruin your gameplay experience. In other words; he is a pretentious douchebag.

Wow, what a marco.

by Bomber152 September 25, 2011

Marco

He is transparent like the invisible man. Watch out for his boolets when he shoots!!

Marco is not here or in a "meeting" as always.

by MateoG December 21, 2016

Marco

A man hoe who likes to get into the pants of everyone. likes toes especially

you know that new kid? what’s his name?
“his name is marco, so uak he likes toes”

by chreestopher September 13, 2018