Dominic

Egg. Looks like a thumb. Disgusting. Sad. Lonely.

Mia: “Doesn’t Dom look like a thumb?”

Alex: “Yes. Dominic can be very rude sometimes.”

by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020

Marco

Marco is a small angry elf who, do to the lack of room in his small body, releases all his built up anger through swears and screams. Marco often raises his eyebrows and doesn’t like to be wrong, and also has an obsession with biting and licking his lips at unsuspecting girls. Beware of Marco, he’s very unreliable and unpredictable.

Alex: “Bruv, have you seen Marco lately?”

Mia: “Yes, bruv, I have. He scares me. I think he has lice.”

Alex: :0

Mia: :0

by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020