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red marbles

When having sex in the missionary position, the man pulls out to climax. While the man is climaxing the woman knees him as hard as possible in the balls.
Yeah, Fred was being a dick the other night, so when we had sex I gave him a set of red marbles.
by Alligator fuckhouse lover April 1, 2009
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Swamp Marbles

Things you shouldn't be counting when you're up to your ass in alligators, often found along the Sangamon River.
I'm up to my ass in swamp marbles over here!
by LOMAdude April 1, 2008
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gay marbles

the contents of the male homosexual scrotum.
julio emptied his gay marbles all over john morangs back and gave him a dirty rodriguez after fucking him savagely in his gay ass!!
by assclown33 November 14, 2005
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get the marbles out

When you cum inside a girl and think about possible solutions. Getting the marbles out , refers to causing an accident to kill the unborn baby by putting marbles on the stairs or floor ( having an abortion).

PLEASE NOTE - Men do not actually put marbles on the stairs to kill babies
Joe- I came inside Lisa last night......
Sean- What you going to do?
Joe- I'm going to get the marbles out....

Woman - I told you not to cum inside me , what we going to do?
Man- Don't worry I will just get the marbles out....
by Jon b December 8, 2016
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I'm about to lose my marbles

Being in the the state of confusion and absolutely going bonkers. The person who says this phrase usually states it in a tone where they are rather stern and will get ready to square up on the spot (known from experience).
Shannon- Sweetie, are you alright? You're strangling the dog again!

Bertha- I'm about to lose my marbles!
by Anti-Vaxx Parent May 10, 2019
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Jenna Marbles

A YouTuber who thinks she's funny.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Jenna Marbles video?

Person 2: Yeah it wasn't funny.
by saladpal March 29, 2019
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