kanye manners

The act of barging in on someone else's shining moment to merely announce who you think should have had that shining moment.

Kanye really showed off his kanye manners last night at the VMAs.

"Ha ha this definition is so funny, I love slang that references pop culture!"

Referencing this moment will stop being funny in 5...4...3...2...

by breakxclb107 September 14, 2009

MANIZER

A woman who uses a man sexually for her own benefit or until some personal interest has been satisfied.

Danielle is a manizer who has sex with men just to get what she wants.

Emily has sex with men just to pass the time and she has no concern for their feelings...she's such a manizer.

by Joe24 April 14, 2006

manervinate

The equivalent to masturbate. Said when near other adults or minors.

VERBS: man·er·vi·na·ted, man·er·va·na·ting, man·er·vin·ates

"I manervinate, therefore I am."
"Jay manervinates to Rooby."

by AnonymousFloridian July 2, 2006

Mander

The act of taking up ice time and or skating with other teams except for you own.

Matt- "that kid had been skating with all the younger teams and doesn't pay for any of the ice time"

Bill- "yeah he's such a Mander"

by Mike1233 August 1, 2012

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

manper

man pamper session - when a man treats himself to beauty treatment or similar

just going for my manper session before lunch with the lads

by H5RMJ December 28, 2015