Manatee bomb

a bomb that is concealed in the womb of female manatees so that it can pass into enemy waters unoticed. the bomb is hard to detect due to manatees already being fat beyond all belief. Bombs can be atomic bombs if nessisary.

The skilled general used a manatee bomb to destroy unsuspecting tourists.

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

manatees o' war

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!

the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!

by lizard0004 February 8, 2008

Manatee bomb

Contrary to popular belief, the Manatee bomb is actually lingo among the african american society for Oprah's astronomical ego which may or may not surpass the ego of Kanye West.

obese American 1: "Dude, Oprah just told me she can walk on water!!"

obese American 2: "Nah man, that's just Oprah dropping the Manatee bomb"

by Trev^2 July 30, 2006

She-Yeti Manatee

A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.

Oops! "She-yeti Manatee" has done it again, why does'nt she get fired already!

by Styledogg August 10, 2010

manabetes

Having too many men, similar to diabetes in which case the patient has too much sugar, manabetes involves too much men. Usually diagnosed with 12 grams daily of anchovies to keep the men away. If left untreated, manabetes can cause swelling to the large intestine, rashes on the behind, and the reputation of a whore.

Emilea has manabetes, shes always surrounded with men, its taking a toll on her immune system.

by Emilea May 2, 2008

Manatee

A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly

Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally

by tuut April 15, 2009

Manatee

A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees

Wowzers look at that Manatee

by F00DiSGO0d October 19, 2007