Man hoe

Flirts with all the ladies. Frequently gets to smash but the girls always find out about your hoe life

Gavin was texting three other girls last night, he is such a man hoe.

by Beegurl685 November 4, 2017

man hoe

man hoes are usually named jesse, sam, luca and daniel. they try to get with a bunch of girls at once. they also date a girl for a week and move on to the next. if you ever try to date these guys. it’ll be a mistake.

kalie: jesse is such a man hoe!!!

tia: ikr! like just choose one girl!

by bestbitch😂 January 9, 2019

a man hoe

A man who cheats on his gf for a nother girl than another

James is a man hoe

by Bad ass bich May 4, 2016

man hoe

An improper spelling for the term of a man who is generally pretty slutty/pimpin', whichever you prefer. "Man hoe" is actually the term for a particularly masculine gardening instrument.

"Hey, can I borrow your man hoe?"
"Yeah, it's in the shed."

"He's a man hoe!"
"You mean a man ho?"
"How do you know which I meant?"
"We're texting."
"Oh, yeah."

by Scyze December 26, 2009

Man Hoof

The man's version of the camel toe. When a guy's pants are way too tight and his package is showing.

"The guys across the hall were commenting on the other guys man hoof."

by Baul May 5, 2010

Old man hot

An older gentleman who, despite not meeting traditional standards for beauty, is seriously attractive. See: Vladimir Putin, John Slattery, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (nowadays), Denzel Washington, Alec Baldwin, etc.

I'm a little worried about Julie. She thinks Larry King is old man hot.

by Mrs. Napoleon October 7, 2010

man hoarder

a woman who holds deep seeded feelings for each of her ex's no matter how they treated her. doesn't know how to let go of any of them. holds onto each one. 'collects' them such as a hoarder. goes back and forth between them for comfort. even with a new boyfriend still takes care of her prior ex's from the past. doesn't know how to let go of the men from her past.

girl: I hung out with my ex last night, we didn't do anything we just snuggled. It was comforting.

girl: Your such a man hoarder

by Man Hoarder December 20, 2010