Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

Malcolm Butler

To snatch victory in very near loss. Aim for the bushes. All, or nothing

I just Malcolm Butler'd the shit out of that!

by BostonRobTowner February 24, 2015

Carson.malfoy7

A girl on tiktok that makes really cringe videos of her dancing and POV’s. She also is a Tomika falcon supporter, which makes her transphobic.
Her attempts to be funny are embarrassing.

1: I love Carson.malfoy7 so much😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺 syltherin for life🥰
2: That’s stupid
1: That was ironic, no one actually likes her

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 31, 2021

malgorath

A person who puts tomato slices into glasses of water at public restaurant.

Scotty went full Malgorath when he put the tomato slice from his hamburger into his glass of water at Fat Bottom Bettys.

by Dcisky April 17, 2017

Draco Malfoy day

The hottest fictional character alive life

Hey did you hear it is Draco Malfoy day hey did you hear it is Draco Malfoy day

by Daddyy.Draco October 31, 2020

Malcolm Craig

Malcolm Craig is the drummer from Calpurnia. He is a great and funny person. He makes many happy and plays in the band alongside Jack Anderson, Finn Wolfhard, and Ayla Teslar- Mabe.

Uncultured Person: Hey! Ya know that drummer in Calpurnia?

Cultured Person: Yeah! Thats Malcolm Craig

by paris0309 July 26, 2018

Lucius Malfoy

Sexy. Evil. Snarling. Will beat you with the pimp cane if you mess up his stunning hair.

Lucius is spelled Lucius, not Luscious, although Lucius Malfoy IS quite luscious.

by teh Juleh October 12, 2004