When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.
I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.
by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010
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N. One who has nothing to do but hang out at the mall or doesn't know what to do with them selves so they just walk around at the mall
v. The action of going to the mall aimlessly or very frequently. Often involving activities like making numerous circuits around the mall, walking into the same store fifty times, or sitting in one spot staring at ppl
adj. Malltarding
v. The action of going to the mall aimlessly or very frequently. Often involving activities like making numerous circuits around the mall, walking into the same store fifty times, or sitting in one spot staring at ppl
adj. Malltarding
That creeper sitting over there is a malltard I see him here every time I come to the mall.
Hey I ain't got ne thing to do let's go malltard it up cuz.
Hey I ain't got ne thing to do let's go malltard it up cuz.
by Azn persuazn February 22, 2010
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by Orcofwar April 5, 2009
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by India Morgan May 23, 2008
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by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006
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2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."
2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
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